Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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