So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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