If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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