I puked a lego.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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