I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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