You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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