If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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