Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
