How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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