If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
