It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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