Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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