i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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