Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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