Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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