My boss' voice literally gives me gas
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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