when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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