There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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