you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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