the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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