She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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