this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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