Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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