I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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