The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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