: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to have your abortion
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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