Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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