I hate all girls vehemently.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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