Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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