did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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