Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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