Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
and you fell through a lawn chair
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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