im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
