I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
the day after is always just damage control
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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