Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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