Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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