i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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