So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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