she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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