Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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