Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Is Oprah even human
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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