I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
