Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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