Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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