You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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