he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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