you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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