Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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