its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
soo... how was my night?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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