i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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