I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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